Brandon Carson

978 Monte Carlo Way

Penticton, B.C.

 V2A 3W1

 

October 1, 2013

 

Captain Van Camp

Commander

 HMS Princess Margaret

 

 O Captain, My Captain:

We seem to have gotten ourselves into a predicament; we are stuck in a wrecked submarine with only enough air to hold us out for five days. I know that your plan is to take a few of us out, which is why I am writing this letter to you. Captain Van Camp, you are a very smart man and deciding who lives and who dies is an amazingly hard decision.  I would like to help you through this and, if needed, do the deed for you so that your hands will not be bloodied.  If I get out of this alive I plan to go on and do major changes to the world of personal transport and make plenty of money doing this. If you allow me to live I will pay for all of your fees that you could ever have for the rest of your life, and I’ll also leave a large sum of money for your children.

The people with the biggest body masses need to go first such as Kane, Carter, Emile etcetera. After they’re gone, I believe that the unhealthy people should go such as people who smoke. Kane Gagen should go FIRST because he wants to rise to power and take over the world. He is going to offer you a position as his second in command although as soon as he gets what he wants he will crush you and never look back, whereas I will allow you to live in absolute tranquility with your whole family and you will never have to worry about making money or paying bills or anything money related. Captain, if you let me live I will take care of you and your family and I will do away with the people of your choice.

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Brandon Carson